Its Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas

Hey everybody, I'm at the library because we have no Internet. Will be getting it back sometime within the next couple of weeks...which means I'll be 'stranded' at Christmas without contact with the outside world. I'm totally upset with this prospect, but if you have no control, you have no control. (What I don't have is the money to get the computer fixed. It can had a virus, which corrupted the files but left the hard drive alone. Thankfully.) Anyhoo, I wanted to come in and tell all my friends Merry Christmas when I had a chance.

Dear Elena, Ergo, Amy, Wendy, Miss T, BC, TJ, I hope you each have a wonderful holiday and get lots of nice things from Santa. ;) I love you all and wish I were there to celebrate with you.

Dear SS, I hope you have a fantastic Christmas and that you get all that you want. I love you with all my heart.

I will talk to you all sometime during the next couple of weeks--keep your fingers crossed!

HO HO HO!
xo jen

Deck the Halls

It's official: the Christmas season is upon us. Do you know how I know?

I saw my first wreath on the front of an SUV.

Does anybody else besides me think that's the weirdest new Christmas tradition? I mean, honestly. The car does not need to be decorated. It's your car. No need for greenery, tinsel, bows, ornaments, reindeer antlers (swear to you, I saw them on a Caddy at Wal-Mart last week); the car's paint job is decoration enough. No mistletoe hanging from the rearview, either. Kissing's great, yeah, but not while you're operating a massive moving vehicle, you know?

I wonder when drivers will start adding twinkle lights and garland to the grille. If wreaths are there, can the rest be far behind?

It'll be like Santa's Workshop exploded.

I Can Haz Birthday!

FORTY-FUCKIN-FOUR, KIDS!!

MWAH-hahahahaaaaaa!