Saturday, October 30, 2010

Happy Halloween Birthday, Frank!

It's our boo-baby's birthday again!

HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY, FRANK IERO!

Rock 'em all through Europe, blow them out of the water, make some noise!

xo jen

Friday, October 1, 2010

The Twelve Nights of Halloween

You know the tune; sing along!

On the first night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the second night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure ina dead tree.

On the third night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the fourth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the fifth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: FIVE FRANKENSTEINS! Four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the sixth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

*gasp*

On the seventh night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the eighth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the ninth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

*wheeze*

On the tenth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: ten zombies moaning, nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the eleventh night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: eleven black cats hissing, ten zombies moaning, nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

*only one more, thank all that's unholy!*

On the twelfth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: twelve Loch Ness monsters, eleven black cats hissing, ten zombies moaning, nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves...

*pant, pant*

and a vultu-ure in a dead fucking treeeeeee!

*If he wasn't already undead, I'd have to kill him.*

;)