Friday, October 1, 2010

The Twelve Nights of Halloween

You know the tune; sing along!

On the first night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the second night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure ina dead tree.

On the third night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the fourth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the fifth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: FIVE FRANKENSTEINS! Four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the sixth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

*gasp*

On the seventh night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the eighth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the ninth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

*wheeze*

On the tenth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: ten zombies moaning, nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

On the eleventh night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: eleven black cats hissing, ten zombies moaning, nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves, and a vultu-ure in a dead tree.

*only one more, thank all that's unholy!*

On the twelfth night of Halloween, my undead love gave to me: twelve Loch Ness monsters, eleven black cats hissing, ten zombies moaning, nine mugs of poison, eight ghosts a-haunting, seven wolves a-howling, six bats a-flying, fiiiive Frankensteins!, four rabid rats, three squashed bugs, two bloody gloves...

*pant, pant*

and a vultu-ure in a dead fucking treeeeeee!

*If he wasn't already undead, I'd have to kill him.*

;)

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